The Apprentice 2011: 71 funniest quotes
THE WHOLESALE WAREHOUSE TASK - EPISODE 10Lord Sugar to Tom: "If you nod your head any longer I'm going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car."
Susan : "Helen, you might make it through this process without
never losing."
Helen : "That's the aim!"
Nick Hewer : "They've sold their three nodding doggies... to three unsuspecting people of appalling taste. Time to get some more. Woof! Woof!"
Jim : "You can walk with real purpose with an umbrella... and point out landmarks. Look! Big Ben!"
Jim : "Alright Ladies, come to Papa."
Jim (to a man carrying a massive carpet over his shoulder): "Sir, do you want something else to carry?"
Nick Hewer : "I'm very distressed to see her [Natasha] making a Horlicks of it all."
Nick Hewer (to Irish Jim): "I don't know whether you kissed the Blarney Stone or swallowed it whole, but you were a tour de force."
Jim : "It's very difficult to push treacle up a hill."
Melody : "At age 13 I set up one of the most democratic bodies in the world."
THE BISCUIT TASK - EPISODE 9Nick Hewer : "You slapped her down like a yapping puppy"
Tom Pellereau: "It's an emergency biscuit. An Emer-Crunchie..."
Jim Eastwood: "Never say never in the biscuit world."
Natasha Scribbins: "It's an anytime treat for after school."
To Melody when it was suggested that they pitch their biscuit idea using roleplay:
Tom Pellereau: "You and I.... Lovers?"
THE EXPORT TASK – EPISODE 8
Jim Eastwood: “I speak a little French… petit pois!”
Jim Eastwood: “It’s phenomenol popular dans United Kingdom”
Jim Eastwood: “Could you sell this type of small petit object?”
Susan Ma: “I don’t even know any French people. I know nothing.”
Susan Ma: “Do the French go camping? Are the French very fond of their children? Do a lot of people drive in France?
Lads Magazine Ice - News
It was one of the first big gigs the lads had played. Their manager asked me to go backstage to the dressing room and wish them luck. When I got there I found these gorgeous young guys dressed up with whips and leather thongs.
Natasha Scribbins: "Lads' magazines are about lads, yeah?" Natasha Scribbins: "What we need to bear in mind is that our focus group was quite focused." Nick Hewer: "Trying to nail something on Jim is like trying to nail jelly to a wall.
A young lass in a wheelchair takes central position complete in her white dress with two lads to push her along Albert Road Whatever the actual origins there was no doubt that the processions gradually grew in numbers of participants and spectators
Previously, on the Apprentice: our candidates came up with two truly awful ideas for a freemium magazine. Natasha's 90s-style lads' mag Covered (yeah?), was only marginally less dreadful than Jim's attempt at engaging the over 60s with knitting
Morrissey would say as he has no time for the obsession with that era, immortalized in the iconic image taken outside Salford Lads' Club. When he appeared on Desert Island Discs, somewhat incongruously, almost as incongruous as him popping up on The
FROM THE KTF VAULTS - Keep The Faith Magazine
FROM THE KTF VAULTS
1st July 2011
As avid collectors of all things graffiti-related the KTF Team have a few rare delights locked away in our vaults that slipped under the radar.
Take this article from now-defunct lads’ mag Ice.
I don’t even know what year this was published, probably 2005 or thereabouts – but what I do know is that pretty much NO ONE ever saw this. I’ve shown it to a few peeps and basically because no one apart from me even know about the shitty rag, the article never got the attention it probably should have.
Anyway, one of the journos from the mag managed to hook up with some London writers and went out on a mission with them. He describes the whole mission from the start and even seems to get into a bit.
The best part of the piece is that they all get chased and he ends getting shifted.
Choice quotes include this one here:
What a knob. Still, the article featured some decent unseen flicks and I guess it’s pretty rare for anyone in the media to even consider going out with writers like that.
Keep checking the blog for more from the vaults in the coming weeks and months…
Have a good weekend.
Frank Castle.
The publishers of Keep The Faith do not encourage, glorify or condone vandalism or any other criminal acts whatsoever. The publication has been created merely to document the graffiti culture. We accept no responsibility for the actions of some of our audience and would like to remind everybody that graffiti is not a game, it is a crime and one which can lead to severe punishments in a court of law.
Lads Magazine Ice - Bookshelf
Popular Mechanics
Lads Make Their Own Ice Skates Santa Claus had failed to furnish skates for these boys, so they decided to make them themselves. ...Boys' Life
By the time the boys had reached the saw-mill up the river there were no skate marks ■ on the ice but the ones they made. All of the lads were experts ...Ainslee's magazine
That is a game of follow-my-leader over the broken ice, every cake of which, it may be, sinks under the weight of a lad. It is a training for the perilous ...Harper's magazine
... Courage, my lads ! we are as near heaven by sea as by land ! ... He reached farther north than any of his predecessors, but the ice barred his way into ...The Canadian magazine
Had the Captain called all hands aft and addressed them thus : " My lads, ... Ice like huge tomb-stones. Ice like the Turkish mosque, like the spire ...Casual Walkthroughs Directory
ICE Magazine
The CD news authority. Music news, release dates, music links and more.
Zoe will pose for lads' magazine | News & Gossip | Dancing on ...
Zoe Salmon has revealed that she may be about to pose for a raunchy photo shoot for a lads'
Tories in lads' magazine blunder - mirror.co.uk
The Tories yesterday accused lads' mags of encouraging men to see women as sex objects - despite a Tory female high-flier once writing bedroom tips for one.
Ice tries to shed lads' mag image | Media | MediaGuardian
8am: Men's magazine Ice is abandoning its 'lads' mag' roots and relaunching with a focus on technology. By Leigh Holmwood. Magazine ABCs: today from midday
FHM (For Him Magazine)
Photos of women, feature articles, and more.